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We suffer a lot and it's not our fault, screw our parents... Club.

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Name:
WSALAINOFSOPC.
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Posting Access:
All Members , Moderated
Established 1.01.05.

If you suffer for little to no reason at all due to the extreme ridiculousness that are parental unit(s), then this club is for you. We feel your pain. This is also a super-sekrit club. NO PROMOTING, DAMMIT.

Rules.
  • Have a sense of humour.
  • Be able to take Jesus jokes.
  • Copy and paste the application below into a new entry.
  • Answer the application's questions. Don't think about them! JUST DO IT.
  • If you get rejected, please leave us alone, kthx. You were rejected for a reason.
  • You have to like the movie Clueless.
  • Put "SOP" so we know you've read the rules. Actually, we don't care what you put.
  • Know at least the chorus to Barbie Girl. You must be able to recite this, just the chorus, mind you, on DEMAND. If you do not know it, look it up. Be prepared.


Application, bitches.
1. YOUR MIDDLE NAME.
2. PARENTS' MIDDLE NAMES.
3. MOTHER'S MAIDEN NAME.
4. FAVORITE NUMBER.
5. PET'S NAME. If you don't have a pet, you're NOT IN.
6. FAVORITE BRAND OF PAPER TOWEL.
7. SUPER SEKRIT CODE NAME.
8. ARE YOU MISSING ANY LIMBS?
9. WHEN DID YOU FIRST GET YOUR PERIOD? If it was after your 14th birthday, SCREW YOU.
10. IF YOU ARE MALE, FIRST ERECTION? Was it in class? If it was, SCREW YOU.
11. Are you a virgin? If so, AHAHHAA.
12. Have you ever considered selling semen/eggs for money?
13. If so, how much money?
14. Would you pose for Playboy(/Girl) for money? FOR FREE?
15. Do you ever stick wrappers in the couch cushions because you are too lazy to get up?
16. Have you worn a thong in the past month? Males, this question applies to you too.
17. Have you ever eaten so many Peeps you later threw up?
18. Have you ever shaved off your eyebrow accidentally?
19. Can you put Chapstick on while moving? If so, explain how.
20. Describe, in detail, your daily bathroom ritual. This WILL be judged.
21. The must ludicrous thing your parents have ever told you.
22. Have you ever been in a legitimate "yo mama!" fight?
23. Tell us something extraordinarily important concerning rabbits.
24. As a final attempt in entering this club, you must post a picture. Of anything. Obscene, or not. Make it good. Resistance is futile.

Promote. (if you so desire)
A regular old wsalainofsopc is fine, but this is another option:



Your loving mods:
trescarlota and five_x_five. We reserve the fascist right to accept or reject anyone at our own unfathomable whims, disregardless of what the votes say. Cheers!
being super sekrit, being tormented, being yelled at, bitching about our parents, rules, sneaking out, suffering needlessly

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